I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good
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my buddy (computer scientist) says they are making a computer that will die a natural death surrounded by loved ones . with a really good graphics card
Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you
Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”




